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Winter Jokes

Winter Jokes
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We Can Still Laugh at the Season

A young woman got lost driving in a New England snowstorm. A snowplow passed, so she started following it. After 30 minutes, the plow stopped, and the driver asked what she was doing. “My father always told me that if I got lost in a snowstorm, I should follow a plow,” the woman said. “Oh,” the driver replied. “Well, I’m almost done with this parking lot. If you want, you can follow me over to the next one.”

To laugh your way through the winter, check out Ken Sheldon’s variety show, Frost Heaves, New England’s answer to A Prairie Home Companion. For showtimes and locations, visit: frostheaves.com

See the other 42 reasons to love winter!

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Humorist Ken Sheldon is a lifelong resident of New England, except for two brief stints when he lost his way and lived in California. (He has pretty much recovered.) His humor column “Only in New England” appears in every issue of Yankee Magazine. He is the author of "Welcome to Frost Heaves,” a humorous collection of stories from “the most under-appreciated town in New Hampshire,” written as Fred Marple, the unofficial spokesman for Frost Heaves. As Fred Marple, Ken has appeared at church basements, town halls, and the homes of most of his friends, usually right around dinner time. He would love to hear from you with your tales of life in New England, although being a true Yankee, it may be awhile before he gets back to you. You can email Ken at ken@kensheldon.com.
Updated Thursday, December 15th, 2011
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One Response to Winter Jokes

  1. Debra Deming Walsh December 10, 2014 at 8:55 pm #

    As a yankee born and bred…And a thriftstore hunting seamstress…this is hilariously right on!!!

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