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Quiz: How New England Are You?

Quiz: How New England Are You?
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75. Know That Covered Bridges Weren’t Covered to Keep Out the Snow
Joe Allen of Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts, who answered Yankee reader inquiries for more than 35 years in his “Sayings of the Oracle” column, had a short fuse when it came to questions regarding the origin of the covered bridge. One of his last answers proved to be the hottest: “Jesus for Guard Almighty, we thought all hands knew by this time,” he wrote back to one reader. “Bridges were covered, damn fool, for the same reason women used to wear petticoats–to protect their underpinnings. Ever hear that wood rots when it gets wet? Your asinine suggestion that they were covered to keep the snow off the road is dead wrong. In fact, I recollect throwing snow inside the bridges after a snowstorm so our sleighs wouldn’t grind on the wood.” Rest in peace, Joe.

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4 Responses to Quiz: How New England Are You?

  1. Patrick Lien September 1, 2010 at 1:56 pm #

    No one orders that way at Louis’ Lunch, and they don’t offer lettuce. You can get your choice of 3 toppings: onion (grilled with the meat), a slice of tomato, or a smear of cheese whiz. Burgers with both the tomato and onion are called “works.” Order a burger with all 3, and you’ll call it a “cheese works.”

  2. Lily Taylor September 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm #

    Or, you don’t do half of this stuff and still be a New Englander.

  3. Ernest Phelps September 27, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    aH WHAT A TREAT!!! AS A NEW ENGLANDER WHO IS DOING ‘TIME’ IN NORTH CAROLINA THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE DONE IN YEARS…THIS IS HOME.

    I HAVE MISSED YANKEE MAG…NOW YOU ARE A KEYBOARD AWAY!! TIME TO PAY MY DUES SHORTLY.

  4. Robert Wordell October 17, 2010 at 7:16 pm #

    Boy where do I start? How about with chowder it’s clear, not red or white but clear. The Vermont Country Store is a treasure, love it. Coffee Milk, you get a pick-me-up from the caffeine and vitamin D all in one. You can’t beat that. I grew up on brown eggs. I’m 6’3.5″. I grew up in Adamsville on a chicken farm; guess what breed of chickens we had. Boston baked beans, Brown Bread in a coffee can, New England Boiled Dinners, Yankee Pot Roast, Toll House Cookies, all home cooked. Having grown up in Adamsville I am very fimular with the monument to a chicken. How could anybody think of eating apple pie without a slice of cheddar cheese? Across the road from the chicken monument in Adamsville their used to be a general store called Manchester?s. They would buy Cheddar cheese by the wheel that had been aged a few years and then age it a couple of more years, boy was that stuff good. During WW II when my dad was in the Army, my mother and I lived with her parents in Bristol. The parade went right by the front door, what a treat. I’ve been to the Constitution And I was born in Fall River not too far from Lizzys’ house, IT IS JONNYCAKES AND THEY ARE MADE WITH COLD MILK AND FLINT CORN AND ANYONE WHO PUTS SYRUP OR GRAVY ON THEM IS UNAMERICAN ;>)

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