Disco Dancing Raccoons?
A reader wrote to tell me that raccoons had raided his garbage cans three nights in a row. He wondered whether I had a solution short of staying up all night with a gun or keeping the garbage cans indoors. My advice was to place a small radio near the cans and leave it playing all night.
I got a letter from him later saying that my recommendation had worked. The raccoons left his garbage alone, but there had been some complications. It seems that the radio had not been well anchored, and the raccoons had walked off with it. “Somehow in the process of transporting the radio, the raccoons turned it up very loud, and the whole woods radiated with music,” he wrote. “The coons placed the radio on the hollow of a high tree, so all we could do was let the batteries wear out — which took two days and two nights. The raccoons seem to like disco music best, but we don’t.”
I wrote back to suggest that if he liked country music better, he should try leaving a banjo out by the trash.